Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Tired of the Same Old You???

Shape shifting as a mythological, fantastical, illustrative or literary device is as old as dirt.  It exists in ancient legend, poetry, children's literature, all forms of performance art, and modern diversions such as movies and computer games.  Though there are a variety of ways in which shifts occur, shifts are clearly divided into (1) voluntary, and (2) involuntary.  They can be shifts into human, nonhuman, or inanimate forms, and can include out-of-body experiences.  The one critical issue is, "How physically real can they be?"  Answer:  Shape shifting can't be real, except in the case of a few color changing animals, and then it's coloration, not shape.  EXCEPT, of course, in a virtual reality such as Second Life, or alternatively (or complementarily) in a controllable dream.

Voluntary shape shifting is just that: a voluntary transformation based upon some selfish motive.  This may be profit, revenge, or, most importantly here, amusement - not necessarily in the form of a practical joke, but in the sense of obtaining experiences otherwise unavailable.  (Prolly never done in SL.)

Involuntary transformation, on the other hand, is often the result of action by a deity, a curse, some evil being, an "infection," or use of a potion.  The drama of dealing with this transformation - overcoming the curse, defeating evil, or receiving just deserts for irresponsible or malevolent behavior, makes for good storytelling.  Iz why the stories, LOL.


MULTIPLE MYTHOLOGICAL TRANSFORMATIONS (or How complicated can it get?)

Transgender humans are a simple form of shape shifting in that they involve only a few "appendages" and represent only a matter of degree in other areas.  Disguising one's gender may present one with opportunities otherwise unavailable. 

Such shifting is common in mythology. For example, Zeus disguised himself as Artemis to get close enough to Callisto to take advantage of her. 

The beautiful Callisto was a companion nymph of Artemis (aka the Roman Diana), all of whose nymphs took a vow of chastity.  Zeus (aka the Roman Jupiter) was determined to have her, and, to evade the scrutiny of his wife Juno and get close enough to Callisto to seduce her, disguised himself as Artemis. He was successful, and of course Callisto got pregnant.  The REAL Artemis, enraged by all of this, expelled Callisto from her group.  Then either Zeus, trying to cover things up, or Juno, out of anger, turned Callisto into a bear, even though it wasn't in any way her fault.  (*sigh... Typical.) 

Callisto was a bear, but her son Arcas was of course human.  He grew up, and became a fine hunter of bears.  This was an obvious recipe for disaster, but tragedy was averted by Zeus, who turned them both into heavenly formations, Callisto into the constellation Arctos (the Great Bear - Ursa Major), and Arcas into the nearby constellation Arctophylax (the Little Bear - Ursa Minor).

In Second Life, so many follow the example of Zeus that it's hardly worth mentioning.  Unfortunately, they don't have his abilities to remedy any unfortunate situations thus created.

Ancient myth shape shifting score: Deity -> Tranny -> Furry -> Human -> Celestial Body   Hmmmmmmm...


LITERATURE

Puck or Robin Goodfellow, being a faerie, is a ubiquitous character in English and Celtic folklore. In Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream, Puck is a minion of Oberon, the Fairy King, who sends him to obtain juice from the flower love-in-idleness as part of a plot to punish Titania.    Puck makes mistakes, creates chaos, and his humorous mischief drives the play.

Shape shifting?  Puck transforms Nick Bottom’s head into that of a donkey, so that Titania, the fairy queen, will fall in love with the beast and will forget about her little changeling boy, whom Oberon has other plans for.  As for Puck himself...
  
“Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:        
Sometime a horse I’ll be, sometime a hound,
A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.”

Puck busily uses "love juice" to create chaos, and then restores order among lovers.  The quote “Lord, what fools these mortals be!” describes the exaggerated silliness of their behavior  Well...  It wuz all a dream anyway.

Shakespearian shape shifting score:  Devil -> Horse -> Hound -> Hog -> Bear -> Fire
Man -> Donkey
Changeling Boy (Human taken and raised by faeries)


SUPERHERO AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT-BASED SHIFTING

Insert your favorite superhero here: ________________.  Superman and Hulk stand out, but almost all have transformational powers. I am not going into superhero abilities, simply because they are totally made up for the purpose of producing dramatic storylines, and there are far too many of them.  I'm also not going into non-heroic transformations.  There are literally dozens of tropes common in literature, television and movies.  You know all of them...  Hulking out, biological mashup (for example, The Fly), bitten by a whatever, "I just woke up that way," the 50-foot marshmallow, etc.  So, ignoring the effect of changing clothes in a phone booth, let's examine the most common shift, therianthropy (from human to animal): wolf, dog, cat, etc.


THERIANTHROPY

Lycanthropy, or changing into a werewolf, is the best known form of therianthropy. The werewolf seems rooted in European folklore and myth, and in anthropology. But a human->wolf metamorphosis is common in Turkish and Asian legend, and all over the rest of world as well.

Cynanthropy, sometimes spelled kynanthropy, is chagrining oneself into a dog (weredog).  This is the most common therianthropy after lycanthropy.  Obviously one can't alternate between dog an human form, but the term also applies to ppl suffering from the delusion that they possess both human and dog anatomical features.  Legends relating to dog-men seem to emanate from China and other areas of Asia, and focus on humans turning into dogs, dogs into people, and attendant bestiality. :=P

Ailuranthropes (werecats) are common in European and African folklore.  A werecat may become a super-sized housecat. (I have one of these, inherited from my daughter, though I was told initially that it was merely a Bengal.)  On continents where larger felines exist, legend also has them as lions or leopards, tigers, jaguars, cheetahs or panthers.  (I refuse to digress into the neko experience: do it yourself :=P.)

Native American legend contributes skin-walkers, persons with the ability to transform into any animal they wish.  A requirement of this transformation, however, is that they be wearing the pelt of the chosen animal.  (I have seen some really nice rabbit pelts in SL, but I don't know much about bunneh transformation in legend.  And I further refuse to digress into Furry Fandom :=P.)


LUCID DREAMING

So actual physical shifting is PROBABLY impossible (without drastic surgery or a virtual existence).  But what about spiritual shape shifting?  What about lucid dreaming?

A lucid dream is a dream in which one knows that one is dreaming. Furthermore, it's a dream that the dreamer can actively participate in and manipulate.  Lucidity occurs when, in the midst of the dream, because of some clue or realization, the dreamer realizes that it's a dream.  Though lucidity and dream control are not exactly the same thing, achieving lucidity will lead the dreamer to do things not possible in reality.  The potential for adventure, fantasy, and transcendence is exciting and amazing.

You can even try this at home!!!  (But don't hold me responsible for your health or happiness... :=P)

Good dream recall is the first step toward lucid dreaming.  Without good recall, any lucid dream one has may be forgotten entirely.   Some people keep notes on their dreams, though to me this seems a bit extreme.  I'm not that scientific...  Girls just want to have fun!

Many have noted that lucid dreams are common during morning naps, when you wake after about 1 or 1.5 hours.  This is because we tend to remember dreams when we awake directly from REM sleep.  (LOL, I knew I wasn't just lazy.)

Mnemonically Induced Lucid Dreams (MILD) occur immediately after waking up and before falling back asleep. Induction requires setting your alarm at intervals of 4.5, 6, or 7.5 hours.

Wake Initiation of Lucid Dreams (WILD) uses relaxation and meditation to induce a dream while maintaining consciousness.  This is a great technique if you can master it.  I found that it works especially well while at one's place of employment...  Uh, nm.

Wake Back To Bed (WBTB) is ideal for beginners:  Sleep 5-6 hours, get up for an hour, and then go back to bed.

And what are the benefits of learning lucid-dreaming??

Explore Alternate Realities.

Improve Your Problem Solving Skills - Solve problems on demand unhampered by conscious                 logic (LOL).  Really, lotsa inventions were dreamt up this way.

Face Your Fears - Ask your boss what his problem is.

Create Confidence - Practice and rehearse your actions, and experiment with different outcomes.

Be More Creative - You might be the new Salvador Dali.  Or you might write a werewolf story with a first person point of view.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

WHAT I DID THIS SUMMER...

             

I read lots of books!!!!!  The best 17 are here:

America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It - Mark Steyn


Humorous confirmation of what you  already know about the Muslim agenda.  The EU's birth rates are so low that native European populations are halved with each successive generation.  Europe's Muslims are multiplying -- but they are not integrating culturally.  But as Europe slips into a long Eurabian night, America 's population still climbs at a healthy rate, and is still able to politically and culturally integrate immigrants.

The Big Short:  Inside the Doomsday Machine - Michael Lewis

The housing and credit bubble:  In the old days, people put 20% down (of their own money) and the lender financed 80%.  The loan was paid off, in its entirety, over a long haul (30 years), to the original lender, often a Savings & Loan.  In the mortgage crisis days, the loans were "originate and sell," the mortgage makers/lenders getting their fee up-front, and  immediately selling the mortgage to another entity to collect the loan payments.  The mortgages were then bundled into bonds and sold as real estate investments, all of which, using smoke and mirrors were made to look like “good investments,” which the ratings agencies went along with.  And, of course, some found a way to make money on all of this, by betting on default.  (One reason all of this collapsed was the belief that home prices could only go up, and therefore defaults wouldn't matter, and therefore many loans could be to ppl who couldn't really afford them,  ARMs with teaser starting rates but with eventual rates that ppl would find impossible to pay.)
 
In the Garden of the Beasts:  Love, Terror, and an American Family in Hitler's Berlin
- Erik Larson


The true story of William Dodd, the impecunious and thrifty new American ambassador to Germany, and his family, who witness the rise of Hitler in an atmosphere of mounting oppression and terror.  Though his son and daughter are initially entranced by the New Germany and the infectious enthusiasm  of young Nazis, they watch with alarm as Jews are attacked, the press is censored, and drafts of horrific new laws are circulated.

Faithful Place - Tana French

A Dublin Murder Squad detective must deal with tragedy and investigate his own likeable but horribly dysfunctional family.

Six (6) Jacquelyn "Jack" Daniels thrillers (Whiskey Sour, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Dirty Martini, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb) - J.A. Konrath

Chicago homicide detective Jacquelyn "Jack" Daniels pursues a succession of monstrous killers.  Jack is a mature woman with an estranged ex-husband, an outspoken elderly mom, an annoying private eye ex-partner, and a crazy cat acquired from a serial killer.  She can't sleep and her love life is hopeless, mostly due to the demands of her job.   Despite all this, Jack's attitude is positive and even light-hearted.  Jack balances the horror of her cases with a quietly self-deprecating sense of humor.

Four (4) Harry Hole thrillers (The Redbreast, The Devil's Star, The Snowman, Nemesis) - Jo Nesbo

Harry Hole is a loose cannon on the Oslo Police Force Homicide Squad.  He's a heavy drinker, continuously in trouble because of it, but he's also a brilliant detective.  This, of course, is the only reason he survives.

Three (3) Michael Kelly thrillers (The Fifth Floor, The Chicago Way, We All Fall Down) - Michael Harvey

Cynical, wisecracking Chicago Private Investigator Michael Kelly gets involved in political corruption, bio-terror, murder, etc.


Now, back to my reading...

Monday, August 8, 2011

Standard and Poor's and Moody's Created the Mortgage Mess



The government is still paying, and adding to the deficit, to fix their mess!!! And who gave them a license to rate anyway???

There is no question that the U.S. deficit requires immediate and forceful action. But ask yourself this... How can a ratings agency, staffed by broker wannabes who blissfully ignored the quality of the securities that led to the mortgage disaster a few years ago, be so arrogant as to reduce the credit rating of the world's largest economy, a sovereign nation that historically has always paid its bills?

S&P claims to be the "breakaway leader" in global risk assessment. Well, if its primary mission is to assess credit-worthiness of tradeable securities, its own rating is FAIL.

Thanks to the bean heads (not counters) at S&P and Moody's, the country experienced a financial meltdown, largely resulting from mortgage backed securities rated AAA by S&P, which should have been rated B-, or maybe C, since they were packed with subprime mortgages almost certain to default. They didn't consider the possibility that overblown housing prices might decline. (Of course, a number of smart investors bought insurance on the bonds they KNEW would fail. Hence the bankruptcy of companies like AIG.)

Who's paying for this mess, besides the investors who lost their investments? The U.S. government (aka, US), that's who. in addition to the $700 billion used to prop up banks and car companies, the government has made financial recovery commitments of about $12.2 trillion, and of that has spent $2.5 trillion. On what? On this: $1.6 trillion on purchases of high-grade corporate debt and mortgage-backed securities issued by Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Ginnie Mae; $330 billion insurance on debt issued by financial institutions and poorly performing assets owned by banks, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac;and $528 billion in lending to banks. (Source: NY Times)

The S&P decision is really nothing more than an opinion, one based upon an analysis already found to have contained a $2 trillion error. The federal government has a far better debt-to-income ratio than many AAA-rated companies: IBM, Boeing, Chase... Why does S&P think it's more likely to default than they are?? Some of the COUNTRIES that retain Triple-A ratings: Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, the U.K., France... LOL.

For conspiracy buffs the answer to this question of "why a downgrade now" is easy... S&P has some agenda of its own that will capitalize on international perceptions of the ability of the U.S. to pay off and control its debt. But WHO ELSE shares the agenda? And WHAT is it? Somebody is gonna make lotsa money.

- Some institutions are required by covenant to hold only AAA-rated debt. They may be forced to dump treasuries. The traders, primarily at hedge funds, will pick them up cheap. When the price of treasuries recovers, these traders will walk away with a nice profit.

- The traders could also take advantage of a spike in interest rates. They will buy the higher-yielding debt and then sell it when rates come back down.

- Currency speculators will profit.

- Precious metals will rise.

- The weakening of the dollar will improve the cost base for transport, lighting, heating, and manufacturing in countries exporting to the U.S.

- If the dollar weakens, U.S. multinationals operating abroad and repatriating euro profits back to the U.S. will show greater gain.

- Interest rates will be higher increasing the borrowing costs of US companies, thus aiding their competitors. Product costs will increase.

- Profitability will decrease and shares will lose value.

- Jobs will be lost.

- Purchasing will decrease, and the economy will stagnate.

- Also, banks want more interest. The debt is a big red herring. Keep your eye on the ball.

So war is expensive. So is fixing the result of S&P's prognostications. And war is waged on many fronts in this "global" economy. Somebody is gonna make lotsa money. For our own safety, the ratings industry must br subjected to scrutiny and oversight! If you only buy AAA-rated assets, you can say you're being responnsible, but you're not... You're only relying upon some supposedly disinterested party's research. Do your own research when you can. Ratings agency judgements should not be part of the rules for how anyone or any institution must act.

This slideshow link says it all: https://docs.google.com/present/view?skipauth=true&pli=1&id=ddp4zq7n_0cdjsr4fn

Saturday, July 30, 2011

LOLLAPALOOZA HITS 20!!!!


It's Lollapalooza's 20th annivesary, Grant Park Chicago, Aug 5-7, and here is the line-up:

http://lineup.lollapalooza.com/

Over the years, Lollapalooza has intruced such artists as the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, The Cure, Primus, The Killers, Rage Against the Machine, Arcade Fire, Nine Inch Nails, Jane's Addiction, Metallica, X Japan, Soundgarden, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Smashing Pumpkins, Muse, Alice in Chains, Tool, Hole, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Strokes, Lady GaGa, and Green Day.

Unfortunately, it's sold out :=P (But I guess you can get tickets from scalpers, or for the many after-shows.)

Attendees should also plan to see Marilyn's statue, about a mile north on Michigan Ave. Her panties give perving a whole new meaning.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Le Guide Culinaire


Who Said Food?????


In response to widespread popular demand, I have prepared an index of the recipes I have published in this blog thus far. Please feel free to disagree with my own ratings of specific recipes or ideas... But, trust me, it's all good... :=P

Sheila's Irish Soda Bread 3/16/11 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2011/03/aran-soide.html

Plum Pudding 12/3/10 ★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2010/12/plum-pudding-underrated-treat.html

BBQ Tips 5/22/10 ★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2010_05_01_archive.html

Savory Oatmeals - Golden Oats Medleys 12/25/09 ★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2009/12/goodbye-aughts-hello-oats.html

Date Nut Pinwheels - Russian Tea Cookies 12/18/09 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-made-you-cookie-but-i-eated-it.html

Beef Bourguignon 9/24/09 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2009_09_01_archive.html

Black Bean and Roast Beef - Steak Salad Nagy 7/31/09 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2009_07_01_archive.html

Shrimp Arnaud 12/18/08 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/12/omg-its-shrimp-arnaud.html

Glazed Red Cabbage - Brussels Sprouts with Chestnuts 12/9/08 ★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/12/prepare-to-fire-retro-rockets.html

Layered Crab Dip 11/25/08 ★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html

Cannoli 11/8/08 ★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/11/holy-cannoli.html

Almost Better than Sex Cake 10/7/08 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html

Fresh Fruit Bottom Crust Pie 8/18/08 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

Orange Shrub - Raspberry Shrub - Special Shrub 8/9/08 ★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/08/shrub-is-not-bush.html

Rumaki - Traditional and Gudrun's 7/14/08 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html

Salade Nicoise 5/25/08 ★★★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/05/yummedy-summer-p.html

Transylvanian Paprikahendl - Mamaliga - Impletata 5/6/08 ★★★
http://livyurdream.blogspot.com/2008/05/vampires-in-sl.html

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Lindens, the New World Reserve Currency????

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A reserve currency, in its purest definition, is a currency held in large sums by major central banks in many countries. It must be a currency they can sell or trade without limitation, and, for it to be recognized as reliable, it must be issued by a very large and historically stable economy. It then tends to become the pricing medium for products traded internationally, and for commodities such as oil, gold, etc.

While World War II was still raging, the Allied powers prepared to rebuild the international economic system. Hence the Bretton Woods Agreement, which established the International Monetary Fund, now part of the World Bank. In the agreement, 44 countries agreed to make the dollar the anchor currency for the new economy, effectively ending the long-standing hegemony of the British Pound Sterling. The agreement was that U.S. dollars could be exchanged at a fixed rate for gold. This left out input from a lot of countries, but they were in no position to bargain. (LOL, I'm such a Jingoist :=P)

After WW II, European countries and Japan deliberately devalued their currencies against the dollar in order to boost exports to the only customer left standing and to encourage development.

Foreign aid money flowed out of the U.S. through the Marshall Plan. We ramped up defense-spending for the Cold War, and we bought lots and lots of foreign goods. By 1960, the number of U.S. dollars in circulation began to exceed the amount of gold backing them up. On August 15, 1971, the United States unilaterally terminated convertibility of the dollar to gold. As a result, Bretton Woods officially ended and the dollar became a "fiat currency," i.e., a currency backed by nothing but the promise of the issuing government.


That did not change the dominance of the dollar. The top reserve currency is selected by the banking community for the strength and stability of the economy that backs it. A currency might be abandoned for a currency issued by a larger or more stable economy, but this can take a relatively long time. And there must be a viable and widely recognized alternative.

The United States dollar is the most widely held reserve currency in the world. Throughout the last decade, an average of two thirds of the total allocated foreign exchange reserves of countries have been in U.S. dollars. The euro is the second most widely held, and the euro share has risen slightly, but the trend is not pronounced.

Foreign held dollars represent interest free debt for the U.S. Asian nations have assumed more and more U.S. debt, buying up bonds and holding dollars. This is specifically to prevent their currencies rising against the dollar and undercutting their booming exports to the U.S. This debt is huge. Trillions and trillions. And it's scary. Speculators could wage war on the dollar. Arab states are planning – along with China, Russia, Japan and France – to end dollar dealings for oil. And lots of investors in gold and silver want you to buy gold and silver :=)

But let's face it... Most ppl predicting the demise of the dollar are really just trying to sell you other things at inflated prices or sell you things in quantities that WILL inflate their prices. (And all of them are happy to accept dollars in payment.) Other currencies are still pegged to the dollar. Banks achieve security by investing in multiple currencies. One devalues, another increases. The probable scenario is a gradual process of diversification into other currencies such as the euro, not a precipitous sell-off of dollars in a switch to something else.

But what if there WERE TO BE a new world reserve currency?? What COULD replace the dollar as the world reserve currency? I, for one, advocate the Linden. I have several reasons:

1 - It has recently shown serious gains against the dollar. It is now worth $.00406 - WOW.

2 - The Linden is backed by the precious commodity, vaporware. You've heard of the rare earths used in everything from computers to car mufflers?? Well vaporware is like that. It is essential to Linden technology. Trust me, SL is full of big ideas that will revolutionize the way you play. Look at V2.

3 - Vaporware II? Where else can you sell land the doesn't REALLY exist? (Well, of course you can. But where else is it legal?)

4 - Vaporware III? You can even sell thin air - air not even having the added value of being pumped at a gas station. You can buy air to live in or do business in up in the sky.

5 - In 2009 the total size of the Second Life economy grew to US$567 million, about 25% of the entire U.S. virtual goods ("vaporware") market.

6 - Vaporware is rapidly becoming indispensable as well as precious. No one in the world can live without it. It's central to much entertainment.

7 - The Linden has a unique status in the world economy. After all, there are some words you never hear in SL - bunko, con, flim flam, gaffle, grift, hustle, scam, scheme, swindle, bamboozle. Hmmm.

8 - The Linden is a terrific tax shelter. (At least so long as no one is looking, and no one has.)

9 - You will never see a sign in SL that says "We do not accept Lindens." And I don't care WHAT country you THINK you're in.

10 - Lindens are far more widely recognized than Monopoly money. Or chocolate doubloons.

Hmmm... If you're smart, you'll help keep the dollar from falling!!!


BE A TIGHT ASS!!!
(No, that's not mine... sigh...)

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Arán Sóide


Love It or Leaven It


Many Europeans (Poles, Germans, Serbs) and people of various other cultures have used soda to leaven their bread. Some of the earliest known users were American Indians who used pearl-ash (potash, a natural soda in wood ashes) in their breads to make them rise. Pearl Ash was used prior to 1800 to make cakes by combining it with an acidic ingredient in the dough. One such ingredient is buttermilk and another is sour milk, both of which provide lactic acid. Whether or not it was invented by Native Americans, soda bread was known to be popular in the U.S. a long, long time ago.


Actual bread soda was introduced in the early 1800s, and it made it easy for people who had no oven and could not store perishable (and therefore relatively expensive) yeasts to make bread. The bread could be cooked in a “bastible” — a big cast-iron pot with a lid that would be put directly on the fire, or on a “bakestone’ which hung above the fire.


It’s not known exactly when soda bread came to Ireland, but it’s pretty clear that the Potato Famine which began in 1845 spurred its popularity. How did this bread become identified with the Irish? A state of poverty made it the easiest bread to put on the table.


Traditional soda bread was made of flour, soda, salt, and buttermilk. It was often round, and a cross cut into the top functioned in several ways… It let the devil out (if he was in there), allowed air to circulate and promote rising, and made it easy to break into four pieces. The other typical form is, of course, the loaf. As we know, other ingredients are often added for special occasions, such as St. Paddy’s Day, or to suit personal taste.


This version of soda bread might be called by some, a spotted dog. But it isn’t. :=P



Sheila's Soda Bread (one loaf)


3 cups flour

2/3 cup sugar

1 tbsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 1/2 cups currants or dark raisins

2 eggs beaten

2 tbsp melted butter

1 3/4 cups buttermilk


Sift together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Stir in currants or raisins. Combine eggs, buttermilk, and shortening. Add liquid mixture to dry ingredients, and mix just until flour is moistened. Turn batter into greased loaf pan,

5 1/4 by 9 1/2. Bake at 350F about 1 hour.


Remove from pan immediately. Allow to cool thoroughly before slicing.



Saturday, January 22, 2011

Da Bears...

Bear down, Chicago Bears

The Chicago Bears have captured nine NFL Championships – eight NFL Championships and one Super Bowl – second most all-time behind their arch-rivals, the Green Bay Packers. The Bears' rivalry with the Green Bay Packers is one of the oldest and most storied in American professional sports, dating back to 1921.

The Bears hold the NFL records for the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame (26) and the most retired jersey numbers
(13). The Bears have also recorded more regular season and overall victories (704) than any other NFL team.

One famous victory was their 73–0 victory over the favored Washington Redskins at Griffith Stadium in the 1940 NFL Championship Game; the score is still an NFL record for lopsided results. The secret behind the one-sided outcome was the introduction of a new offensive tactic by George Halas: the T-formation.

The Chicago Bears fight song, "Bear Down, Chicago Bears," was introduced in 1941. Though Jerry Downs is listed as the composer, it actually is an alias for Al Hoffman who also wrote the words and music for the song "If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake."

Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Make every play clear the way to victory!
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly!
We’ll never forget the way you thrilled the nation, with your T formation.
Bear down, Chicago Bears, and let them know why you’re wearing the crown
You’re the pride and joy of Illinois.
Chicago Bears, bear down!

FYI - Do Bears poop in the woods? Yes. Do bears poop as they hibernate? No. Bears the only mammals that do not pee or poop for the entire time they are in their winter sleep. Hopefully, tho, they will poop on Green Bay on Sunday!!!! :=P